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:DD For Your Entertainment. (Religion)

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 6:30 PM
I just discovered that: The Word of God.. is just like CHAINMAIL!!!

Read this::

I read about an Eskimo hunter, who asked the local missionary priest,
"If i did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
"No," said the priest. "Not if you did not know."
"Then why," asked the Eskimo, "did you tell me?"

:DDD Do you see??
Religions believe that if they do not spread the word of god (chainmail), that they will go to hell (the threat the chainmail contains). And by spreading the word of god (chainmail), you put others at risk (of falling victim to the chainmail's threat!!) And noone knows if it's really going to happen or not, so it's all just like, superstition, etc etc. :DDDD

This is what a chainmail FROM GOD would look like:

HEYY. One day, a guy was whipped and beaten and bruised and had nails driven threw his flesh to DIE on the CROSS for your SINSSS. Send this to as many people as you can in your lifetime or else, you will go to HELL!!! Go!

And this is the chain of god. :D Any questions (or insults) are welcome. HAVE AT IT.

This theory/realization (c) :iconthehopelesslybroken:
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Other Interesting Quotes! (Shortest --> Longest) ::

"What has been Christianity's fruits? Superstition, Bigotry, and Persecution."

"Faith does not give you the answers; It just stops you from asking the questions."

"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence."

"I am against religion, because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."

"He that will not reason is a bigot; He that cannot reason is a fool; He that dares not reason is a slave."

"Most religions prophecize the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true."

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God who creates faulty Humans, and the blames them for his own mistakes."

"They came with a Bible and their religion, stole our land, crushed our spirit, and now they tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved."

"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I'm 'bad'."

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:iconkkgirls:
Hallo and thanks for the favorite! They are like food to our artist! (though we should probably see she gets the real thing soon. Nah!) Keep an eye out, you never know what we'll do next! :D

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:icongranados602:
Thanks for the watch!

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:iconregina-puss:
thanx fer the fav :}

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:iconkamui1st:
Hiya^_^/_

I added you to friends, hope you don't minds. It's rare to have someone who wants to chat more than a word or two.

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:iconthehopelesslybroken:
Is it so rare? Hopefully, i dont talk TOO much. I'm grateful for the add; It makes me happy to gain friends, especially ones of such talent, on dA. And i'm sorry to have seemingly spammed your Inbox with comments then replies, heh.
:iconkamui1st:
XD I wouldn't get mad for 'spam' of replies when I just said how happy I was to find a chatty friend ne? *hug*

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:iconprelkia:
:wave: Thank you very much for:+fav: :D
:icondesideriasp:
Hi!!! :wave:
Thank you so much for the :+devwatch: and :+fav: :glomp: :love:

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:iconthehopelesslybroken:
No problem~ Thank you for the gratitude~

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